Don’t Text. I’m at Brunch

Custom Pet Pawtraits for Your Furry Friend

An exclusive Pawtrait Club editorial moment.

Your pet… but make it high fashion.

This custom Pawtrait captures the unapologetic energy of a chic brunch-goer who absolutely refuses to be disturbed — oversized sunnies on, pearls perfectly draped, martini poured, and a book that says it all: “Don’t Text. I’m at Brunch.”

Shot in a warm, grainy 35mm-inspired aesthetic with harsh flash and mid-century interiors, this portrait blends irony, luxury, and rich-pet culture into one iconic frame. It’s the kind of artwork you hang up and instantly become that house — the cool, effortless, slightly unhinged, impossibly stylish one.

HOW IT WORKS

1. Choose your vibe
Pick the aesthetic that fits your pet’s personality.

2. Choose your format
Digital file or framed print.

3. Upload your pet’s photo
Clear, front-facing photos work best.

4. We create your custom Pawtrait
Crafted in our signature 35mm editorial style.

5. Receive your artwork
Digital delivered in 1–2 business days (high-resolution).
Framed prints are produced on demand and shipped to you.

Perfect for:
• Pet lovers with taste
• Brunch enthusiasts
• Members of the (very exclusive) Pet Book Club
• Anyone who wants their home to feel like a Vogue editorial
• Boujee pet-owner gifting

Why You’ll Love It:
• Editorial-grade composition
• Trendy, minimalist, non-cringe aesthetic
• Makes your pet look like they have generational wealth
• Guaranteed conversation starter

Hang it, gift it, display it proudly — this is more than a portrait.
This is a cultural artifact.